Women will always be women

A woman parked her brand-new Lexus in front of heroffice ready to show it off to her colleagues. Asshe got out, a truck passed too close and completelytore off the door on the driver's side.The woman immediately grabbed her cell phone, dialled911,and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Beforethe officer had a chance to ask any questions, thewoman started screaming hysterically. Her Lexus, whichshe had just picked up the day before, was nowcompletely ruined and would never be the same, nomatter what the body shop did to it.When the woman finally wound down from her rantingand raving, the officer shook his head in disgustand disbelief."I can't believe how materialistic you women are," hesaid. "You are so focused on your possessions that youdon't notice anything else.""How can you say such a thing?" asked the woman.The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm ismissing from the elbow down? It must have been tornoff when the truck hit you.""OH MY GOD!" screamed the woman. "Where's my newbracelet? :D